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SHITCOIN
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Curve1% of 4.20 ETH
- Market cap
- $4K
- Holders
- —
- Trades
- 11
- Supply
- 1B
- Creator fee
- 0%
- Token
- 0x9d5746…a66359
- Curve
- 0x605d26…279d43
- Launched
- Sep 26, 2026, 5:32 PM
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WHILE YOUR BAGS ARE DOWN 94% AND YOUR DOG & CAT-THEMED TOKEN GOT REKT BY THE DEV WALLET, THIS DEGEN-PROOF STRATEGY SHITCOIN IS QUIETLY STACKING GAINS BACKED BY THE FULL FAITH AND CREDIT OF THE US GOVERNMENT. LEVERAGE LONG THE 0-3 MONTH US TREASURY BILLS. THIS WAS WRITTEN BY AI.
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